Apr 10, 2023 1:22 PM
Updated Dec 3, 2025 12:27 AM

Read from the STFU script and say nothing.

The issue of police abuse and violence towards people for victimless crimes is one that cannot be ignored. The police state is growing, and with it, so is the amount of aggression and force used against citizens who have not committed any actual harm to others.

It is concerning that many police officers seem to prioritize their own interests over the safety and well-being of citizens. As a result, there have been numerous cases of police brutality and misconduct, including unnecessary use of force and even fatalities. This has further eroded trust between law enforcement and the communities they are supposed to serve.

Furthermore, the police have a financial incentive to make arrests and generate revenue for the state, often at the expense of the rights and dignity of individuals. Many officers engage in tactics such as fishing for information and coercing confessions from individuals who may not fully understand their rights or who feel intimidated by the authority of law enforcement.

It is important to hold law enforcement accountable for their actions and to demand reform that prioritizes the protection and rights of all citizens. This can include advocating for increased transparency and accountability, as well as pushing for changes in policing tactics and training that prioritize de-escalation and community engagement.

These issues are why it is so important to always assert your 5th Amendment right to remain silent during police interactions, especially given the fact that many police officers are not very good at their jobs and need the help and participation of citizens to do their job effectively. This is particularly evident in the fact that roughly 90% of all arrests are self-incriminated. If the police can legally charge you with information they have gathered without your help, then let them try, but most of the time they require your help to incriminate yourself. By simply not talking, you have a 90% less chance of going to jail. By invoking your right to remain silent, you can protect yourself from self-incrimination and others around you who might be with you; talking can also incriminate other people like passengers and even your friends.

Ultimately, the role of law enforcement should be to serve and protect communities. Unfortunately, that is not the reality, especially when considering that the U.S. Supreme Court has ruled that police have no specific obligation to protect individuals, as demonstrated in its 1989 decision in DeShaney v. Winnebago County Department of Social Services ruling. Instead, they often act as an oppressive force that intimidates and abuses citizens, particularly in cases involving victimless actions. By holding police accountable for their actions and advocating for reform, we can work towards creating a more just and equitable society for all.

Say hello to the Pot Brothers at Law:

The Pot Brothers at Law are a legal team consisting of brothers Craig and Marc Wasserman. They have become well known in the United States for their work as criminal defense attorneys, and for their advocacy for individuals to assert their constitutional rights during police encounters. One of the key tools that the Pot Brothers at Law have developed is the STFU (Shut The F*ck Up) script.

It goes like this:

"Why did you pull me over?”

Then when they ask you a question, you reply,

“I’m not discussing my day”.

And if they keep asking questions, you say,

“Am I being detained or am I free to go?”

and if detained, you say,

“I invoke my Fifth”

then you STFU!

Don’t forget, it is important you ask the first question, as that will put them on the spot to give you 1. a legitimate reason for interacting with you or 2. some BS they made up as a reason.

The Pot Brothers at Law developed the script based on their years of experience representing clients in criminal cases. They saw firsthand how many of their clients incriminated themselves by talking too much during police encounters.

The STFU script was designed to give individuals a simple and effective way to assert their rights without risking further trouble with law enforcement. It is much more effective than the old "I do not answer questions" routine that has been popular among police auditors for many years. The script is much more polite and less confrontational, making it less likely to provoke a negative reaction from police officers.

Let's say you are pulled over by a police officer for a broken tail light. The officer asks you a question. If you respond with "I do not answer questions," the officer may ask why, in which you would have to reiterate something like “that is a question, I do not answer questions.” This can quickly escalate into a back-and-forth argument that goes nowhere and may provoke a negative reaction from the officer.

On the other hand, if you use the STFU script and say "I’m not discussing my day," the officer will likely not take that response as a challenge to their ego. Saying "I don't answer questions" can be perceived as more aggressive in wording than that of "I’m not discussing my day." The STFU script as a whole is also more concise and clear, making it less likely to result in a circular argument that goes nowhere, mainly because you have a follow-up question to rely upon if they do keep asking you more questions.

The Pot Brothers at Law have also developed a strong social media presence, using their platform to educate the public about their rights and the importance of asserting those rights during police encounters. They have also worked to promote the legalization of cannabis in the United States, using their legal expertise to fight for the rights of cannabis users and businesses.

Since then, the STFU script has become a valuable tool for individuals who want to protect themselves during police encounters. The Brothers always emphasize remaining calm and polite while asserting one's right to remain silent and not discuss one's day. In our opinion, the STFU script is the most concise and polite way to assert one's rights and protect oneself from self-incrimination. The script has become very popular among individuals in recent years.

How could this get any better?

We feel there is a way to make their script even more powerful. In addition to the right to remain silent, we also think it is crucial to assert your 6th Amendment right. By asserting this right, you are ensuring that you want to have an attorney present who can advise you on the best course of action and protect your rights. This is particularly important in situations where you may be facing criminal charges.

Asserting your 6th Amendment right can also help protect you against police misconduct. When you assert your right to an attorney, police are required to stop questioning you until your attorney is present. If they continue to interrogate you without your attorney present, they are violating your rights and potentially breaking the law.

Our Pot Bro’s challenge:

We have a Challenge for the Pot Brothers at Law: We believe that including a statement about the 6th Amendment right to legal counsel in your STFU script could provide an even greater level of protection for individuals during police encounters. By asserting this right along with the 5th Amendment right to remain silent, you can help prevent further police misconduct and increase the possibility of a better legal outcome.

Moreover, incorporating the 6th Amendment into your script could have significant benefits for your legal practice. By turning the actual act of police questioning into a potential violation of a person's rights, you may be able to help more individuals pursue legal action against law enforcement. This could ultimately lead to more lawsuits and increased success for your firm.

We encourage you to consider this challenge and the potential benefits of incorporating the 6th Amendment into your STFU script. By doing so, you could help raise more awareness and educate individuals on their legal rights, while also further protecting them during police encounters. What say you, Pot Brothers at Law? Will you take on this challenge and continue to empower citizens with the knowledge and tools they need to navigate their interactions with law enforcement safely and effectively?

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